Saturday, March 28, 2009

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Summary

  • Airs Next: Cartoon Network at Sunday 10:30 PM (15 min.)
  • Status: Returning Series
  • Premiered: December 30, 2000
  • Show Categories: Animation, Comedy


Aqua Teen Hunger Force follows the adventures of the aptly named Aqua Teen Hunger Force, a group of mystery-solving fast food items. The team consists of Master Shake, or Shake, a rather sadistic, lazy, ordering milkshake who loves to torture Meatwad. Frylock, the floating box of fries, is the brains the group, and contains the one thing that the rest of the group lacks: common sense. Meatwad is a loving, caring, gentle ball of meat that crawls wherever he goes, who is frequently tortured by Shake.

Supporting/reccuring characters include Carl, the next-door neighbor of the Aqua Teens, a pure guy, after women and booze. Also has an above-ground pool that Shake frequently has the team laze around in without permission. Ignigknot and Err are creatures from the moon, called Mooninites. They seem to believe that they are vastly superior to the humans of Earth, and their behavior reflects that belief as such. Dr. Weird and Steve have thier own laboratory, in which they produce things that are, well… weird. Their antics have sometimes lead to villainous creatures that the team has had to face, such as The Rabbot.

One of the most misleading things about the show is the title. The characters have little affiliation with water, besides when Shake orders them to laze around in Carl’s pool. Their ages are not known, Frylock and Shake seem to be older than teens, and Meatwad seems to be younger than one. Hunger seems to reflect the fact that the main characters are fast-food items. They are no kind of force whatsoever, as due to the laziness of everyone but Frylock, the team shows little effectiveness in solving mysteries.

Theme Lyrics
My name is!
Shake-zula! The mic rula! The old schoolah!
You wanna trip? I’ll bring it to ya!

Frylock and I’m on top!
Rock you like a cop!
Meatwad you’re up next with your knock-knock!

Meatwad make the money, see!
Meatwad get the honeys, G!

Drivin’ in my car!
Livin’ like a star!
Ice on my fingas and my toes and I’m a Taurus

Hah! Check-check it. Yeah!

‘Cuz we are the Aqua Teens!
We make da homies say ‘ho’ and da girlies wanna scream!

‘Cuz we are the Aqua Teens!
We make da homies say ‘ho’ and da girlies wanna scream!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force… Numba #1 in da hood, G.

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The Apprentice

Summary

  • Airs Next: NBC at Thursday 9:00 PM (60 min.)
  • Status: Returning Series
  • Premiered: January 8, 2004
  • Show Categories: Reality


The Apprentice is the ultimate, sixteen-week job interview, where eighteen Americans compete in a series of rigorous business tasks, many of which include prominent Fortune 500 companies and require street smarts and intelligence to conquer, in order to show Donald Trump, the boss, that they are the best candidate for his companies. In each episode, the losing team is sent to the boardroom, where Trump and his associates, Carolyn Kepcher and George Ross, and later, his children, Donald Trump, Jr., and Ivanka Trump, judge the job applicants on their performance in the task. One person is fired and sent home. Who will succeed? Who will fail? And who will be The Apprentice?

The seventh season of The Apprentice sees the show returning to New York City. And this time, instead of real people being the candidates, celebrities are. Fourteen celebrities are currently vying for the title of the first-ever Celebrity Apprentice, including a returning Omarosa from the first season. The season so far hasn’t been without its share of drama, and the season has actually shown some pretty smart celebrity candidates.

The sixth season of The Apprentice saw the show leave New York City and move to an all-new location: Los Angeles, California! Here, Carolyn Kepcher and George Ross were gone and replaced as viceroys by Donald Trump’s children, Donald, Jr., and Ivanka. While the candidates, among whom were the show’s first Asian-American man, the first Jamaican woman, a cervical cancer survivor, and not one, but two openly gay men, were interesting, the season pulled the show’s lowest ratings ever, with too much focus on Trump and his brands, as well as Los Angeles pop culture, and not enough on the tasks and the candidates. Also, Trump’s logic behind his firing decisions made less and less sense. In the end, Stefani Schaeffer, James Sun, Nicole D’Ambrosio, and Frank Lombardi all faced off in the show’s first-ever final four finale that saw Stefani and James ending up as the final two, and Stefani walking away as the sixth Apprentice.

The fifth season of The Apprentice started with something new: the first Project Managers were chosen by Trump, and they got to pick their own teams. Also, exemptions were wiped clean from the rules. The season started out with promise, with four international candidates from Canada, Cuba, Great Britain, and Russia, but lost steam as the more interesting, colorful candidates, including three of the four international ones, quickly bit the dust and were fired earlier than the blander, less interesting ones. The show ended up with what’s been considered to be its worst final two ever, and in the end, the final international candidate, Sean Yazbeck, claimed victory over Lee Bienstock, the youngest candidate to ever make it to the final two, and won the title of the fifth Apprentice, as well as the honor of being the first winner to not be a native-born American.

The fourth season of The Apprentice returned to the basics — the same men vs. women format and winning Project Managers winning exemption — but this time, with a twist. The winning Project Managers would only receive exemption from Trump if the team cast a majority vote to okay it. The season, which featured the first-ever openly gay contestant and first-ever Russian immigrant, easily shaped up to be one of the best seasons of the show, with an interesting cast, exciting tasks, and even the show’s first-ever quadruple-firing! In the end, Dr. Randal Pinkett faced off with Rebecca Jarvis in the final two and won his rightful title as the fourth Apprentice and the first African-American winner. However, the finale was marred by his refusing Trump’s offer to hire Rebecca, as well, in what would’ve been the show’s first double-hiring.

The third season of The Apprentice included a new twist: there are already two teams, “Book Smarts” and “Street Smarts” (Magna Corporation and Net Worth Corporation, respectively). They went head-to-head to see which team was smarter. In the end, the question was answered in the showdown of the century — Kendra Todd, a college graduate, faced off against Tana Goertz, a high school graduate, in the show’s first all-female final two. While in the end, the Book Smarts won the battle as Kendra was given the grand prize and the title of the third Apprentice (and the first female Apprentice, to boot), the experiment of season three showed that both groups of people can be very successful.

The second season of The Apprentice pitted men and women against each other again, but with several changes. The winning Project Manager, or team leader, received an exemption the next week should his or her team lose the task. The tasks became tougher, the judging became harder, and the contestants became fiercer. By the end of the season, Kelly Perdew, though met with tough competition by Jennifer Massey, took his well-earned place with Trump on the other side of the boardroom table as the second Apprentice.

The first, and now classic, season of The Apprentice asked the age-old question: which gender is smarter? Packed with memorable contestants and mesmerizing moments, the first season was an enormous hit, garnering some of NBC’s best ratings in years. By season’s end, Bill Rancic was told, “You’re hired!” and named the first and original Apprentice over Kwame Jackson, and all of the cast members became instant celebrities, with Donald Trump, as always, at the head of the pack.


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Anthony Bourdain: No Reservations

Summary

  • Airs Next: Travel Channel at Monday 10:00 PM (60 min.)
  • Status: Returning Series
  • Premiered: July 25, 2005
  • Show Categories: Reality, News/Documentary


Join best-selling author and professional chef Anthony Bourdain as he travels the world seeking the ultimate dining experience. He will hit locales from the well known to those off the beaten path, from New Jersey to Iceland and points in between. Along his journey, the adventuring Bourdain will share his no holds barred experience of the food and customs that flavor the different cultures of the world in a way that only he can.

The show is produced by Zero Point Zero Productions.


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Animaniacs

Summary

  • Originally on: WB
  • Status: Ended
  • Premiered: September 13, 1993
  • Last Aired: November 14, 1998
  • Show Categories: Animation, Comedy


Warner Bros.’ follow-up to Tiny Toon Adventures was a show even nuttier than its predecessor. The two Warner Brothers—talky Yakko and Liverpool-accented Wakko—and their Warner Sister, Dot (”I’m cute”) had supposedly been created
in the 1930’s, but their cartoons were too screwball for the general public. The three Warners (all black with long ears, but no distinguishable species or breed) were locked up in the studio water tower until they escaped in the early 1990’s. Yakko, Wakko,
and Dot ran wild around the lot, pursued by studio CEO Thaddeus Plotz, security guard Ralph, studio psychiatrist Dr. Scratchinsniff, and Scratchinsniff’s buxom assistant, Hello Nurse (Who didn’t really have to do much pursuing, if you know what I mean. “Hellooooooo, Nurse!”). The show spat out pop culture references and throwaway visual gags with machine-gun rapidity, entertaining kids and adults alike. Also popular were the many songs and song parodies that graced the program. Various shorts rotated through the program, and characters often popped up randomly in other characters’ segments. Among the supporting featurettes: Pinky and the Brain were a duo of lab rats, one goofy (Pinky), one bent on taking over the world (Brain). The Brain’s best-laid plans always went astray, but he kept trying with Wile E. Coyote-like persistence. This was the most popular of the supporting segments, later spinning off into its own series. Slappy Squirrel was an aged cartoon star with a cranky temperament, plenty of anvils
and dynamite, and a nephew named Skippy. Mindy and Buttons were a baby and dog, respectively. Cute but mischievous
Mindy perpetually escaped from some sort of baby harness, playpen, etc., forcing Buttons to rescue her, sacrificing his own body in the
process. Goodfeathers parodied mob movies with a trio of pigeons. And yes, there was a Godpigeon. Good Idea/Bad Idea was an informative segment starring Mr. Skullhead (”Good Idea: smell the roses. Bad Idea: grab the roses.”) Chicken Boo was a chicken who masqueraded as a human Santa Claus, sheriff, prom date, etc., but was always discovered at episode’s end. Rita and Runt were a singing cat and dog team searching for a good home. Mime Time showed a hapless mime practicing his art, which inevitably led to
some painful physical consequences. The Hip Hippos were husband and wife Flavio and Marita, always concerned to be fat. Minerva Mink was a spoiled, but beautiful mink model who made male characters faint in about every episode. Katie Ka-Boom was a moody teen who exploded (literally) when things didn’t go her way. Colin told stories about his friend Randy Beaman and his family. The show ran five seasons of original episodes, then reappeared as part of The Cat & Birdy Warneroonie Pinky Brainy Big Cartoonie Show.

There zany to thew max


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Angel

Summary

  • Airs Next: WB at Wednesday 9:00 PM (60 min.)
  • Status: Ended
  • Premiered: October 5, 1999
  • Last Aired: May 19, 2004
  • Show Categories: Action/Adventure, Science-Fiction


“If you need help, then look no further. Angel Investigations is the best. Our rats are low… (What? It says “rats.” Sorry.) Ahem… our rates are low, but our standards are high. When the chips are down, and you’re at the end of your rope you need someone that you can count on. And that’s what you’ll find here — someone that will go all the way, no matter what. So don’t lose hope. Come on over to our offices and you’ll see that there’s still heroes in this world.”


For over two centuries, Angelus was one of the most vicious vampires ever to walk the earth. Then he killed the wrong girl, and her grieving Gypsy family cursed the vampire with the return of his soul, causing him to suffer with remorse for all the hundreds of innocents that he had killed through the years. Now he goes by the name Angel, and he fights to protect the helpless from those who would prey upon them as he himself once did.

After three years of living in Sunnydale, fighting alongside his girlfriend Buffy, Angel has moved to Los Angeles to continue the good fight. Aided by a few old friends and some new ones, Angel must take on vampires, demons, lawyers, and all of the other dark forces that Los Angeles has to offer.


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Andy Richter Controls the Universe

Summary

  • Airs Next: FOX at Tuesday 8:30 PM (30 min.)
  • Status: Ended
  • Premiered: March 19, 2002
  • Last Aired: June 14, 2004
  • Show Categories: Comedy


Set in the offices of Pickering Industries, the show revolves around technical writer Andy and his office friends, Jessica, Byron, Keith, and Wendy. Through his narration, Andy’s fertile mind frequently plays out outlandish and hilarious versions of what he is telling us, before settling on the true account of what happened. He also has occasional conversations with Mr. Pickering, the long-dead company founder who pops up in Andy’s mind to degrade him.
Originally aired on FOX, many of its final episodes had their first airing on HD Net.


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The Andy Griffith Show

Summary

  • Airs Next: CBS at Monday 9:30 PM (30 min.)
  • Status: Ended
  • Premiered: October 3, 1960
  • Last Aired: September 16, 1968
  • Show Categories: Comedy


The Andy Griffith Show is definitely a TV classic. It ran from 1960 to 1968, producing 249 episodes.

The main character, Andy (Andy Griffith), was a widowed father of the polite little boy named Opie (Ron Howard) and is a sheriff, who works with nervous and very suspecting Barney Fife (Don Knotts). They all live in the nice southern town of Mayberry. But, Mayberry can get a little dangerous when the town drunk Otis Campbell (Hal Smith) is on the loose. Thelma Lou (Betty Lynn) is Barney’s sweetheart, although Andy had to help him describe his feelings to her. Aunt Bee (Frances Bavier) is the very loving and caring, but stern housekeeper for Andy and Opie. Gomer Pyle (Jim Nabors) is the bone-head, thoughtless, but humorous character. He is a gas attendant. Goober Pyle (George Lindsey) is Gomer Pyle’s cousin. They are very alike, you could say, and arrives in Mayberry when Gomer decides to enlist in the United States Marine Core.

The show had two spin-offs: Gomer Pyle U.S.M.C. and Mayberry R.F.D.

Top 20 Ratings:
1960-1961 - #4
1961-1962 - #7
1962-1963 - #6
1963-1964 - #5
1964-1965 - #4
1965-1966 - #6
1966-1967 - #3
1967-1968 - #1

Awards for The Andy Griffith Show:
Don Knotts won five Emmy Awards for Outstanding Performance by an Actor in a Supporting Role in a Comedy: 1961, 1962, 1963, 1966, and 1967.

Frances Bavier won an Emmy Award for Outstanding Performance by an Actress in a Supporting Role in a Comedy in 1967.


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